CHICAGO (Reuters) - Calling Sheryl Crow "a high profile proponent of the destruction of innocent lives," the Roman Catholic archbishop of St. Louis resigned as head of a children's medical charity that featured the singer for a benefit concert.
Archbishop Raymond Burke resigned as chairman of the Cardinal Glennon Children's Foundation after its board of governors refused to pull the plug on Crow's Saturday concert in St. Louis.
She is "well-known as an abortion activist" and proponent of stem cell research, he said in a statement on Wednesday, and her appearance is "an affront to the identity and mission of the medical center, dedicated as it is to the service of life and Christ's healing mission."
This can easily be rewritten to de-Reuterize it:
CHICAGO (Reuters) - Calling the Liberal activist Sheryl Crow "a high profile proponent of the destruction of innocent lives," the Roman Catholic archbishop of St. Louis resigned as head of a children's medical charity in protest of hypocritically featuring the activist for a benefit concert.
Archbishop Raymond Burke resigned as chairman of the Cardinal Glennon Children's Foundation after its board of governors insisted on benefiting the career of a noted toilet-paper conservationist who's concert is scheduled this Saturday in St. Louis.
The well-known abortion activist has been embroiled in controversy when she suggested that limiting toilet paper usage to a single sheet per visit would save the environment. Archbishop Burke didn't cite this recent controversy when he characterized her appearance as "an affront to the identity and mission of the medical center, dedicated as it is to the service of life and Christ's healing mission."
All parody aside, just like fake photos, Reuters introduces fake assertions as well.
They state:
She is "well-known as an abortion activist" and proponent of stem cell research, he said in a statement on Wednesday
His message (Viewable here) states:
Ms. Crow is well-known as an abortion activist. She has lent her celebrity status to the promotion of legislation, such as Missouri’s Amendment 2, that creates legal protection for human cloning and the destruction of human beings who are embryos.
and
The Catholic Church consistently teaches that actions that result in the direct killing of the innocent, such as deliberate abortion and destruction of human embryos for research, are grave offenses against the right to life found in the natural law and Divine Revelation. When, for economic gain, a Catholic institution associates itself with such a high profile proponent of the destruction of innocent lives, members of the Church and other people of good will have the right to be confirmed in their commitment to the Gospel of Life.
While I'm not surprised by Reuters doing this latter part, it's their MO after all, it's still disgusting and despicable.

